Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
(Source: balloonney)
Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came
to a realistic male character.
All the awards.
(Source: thecoloursmorale)
THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO
U know how in the great gatsby they say he did it all for her this is kind of like the same thing but the Amanda Byrnes version
if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics
(Source: butthurtbrendonurie)
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
